Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Lord Vader holds a press conference

The great Lord Vader has held a press conference to discuss the Empires progress in crushing the Rebel Alliance and restoring peace to the galaxy.

Q: There are rumors that you might be stepping down due to ill health.

Lord Vader: There are no such rumors.

Q: There are no such rumors.

Lord Vader: You admire my bold leadership style.

Q: I admire your bold leadership style.

Lord Vader: Next.

I smell an analogy!